Horrid Haikus


My friend, Neville Goslinger, wanted to try his hands at the haiku. 
He wrote a few and asked my to put them on my blog. 
Here are four that he wrote.
He calls them Horrid Haikus 
 (恐ろしいハイキス) 


Bats, spiders, leeches, ticks
Some monsters with cruel jaws
It’s my home sweet home


Thirteen explorers
Their shrunken heads on a string
Sway in the soft breeze


A leap from high up
Twisting, turning somersaults
Making sidewalk art


Zombies all around
Eating the people they find
Without side dishes

Asylum (1972)





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To the sounds of the somewhat pretentious "Night on Bald Mountain", Dr. Miller arrives at the mental hospital, intent on getting a position there.

Thus begins "Asylum" (1972), one of the later Amicus Omnibus movies, sporting four tales of terror. It is directed by Roy Ward Baker, who had his hands in other horror films of the time, like "Scars of Dracula" and "Quatermass and the Pit." Some of the supporting players have similar credentials. Robert Powell, who plays Dr. Miller, starred in "The Asphyx" (also from 1972), a personal favorite of mine. He also played Captain Walker in "Tommy". Patrick Magee, who plays the wheelchair-bound Dr. Rutherford, had roles in "The Skull", "The Masque of the Red Death" and "A Clockwork Orange." Herbert Lom, who portrayed "The Phantom of the Opera" in 1962, is an inmate. And, of course, no Omnibus film would be complete without an appearance by Peter Cushing!

Dr. Miller has been challenged. It seems that the head of the hospital, Dr. Starr, has gone over the edge. He put Dr. Henderson in that wheelchair and has assumed a new personality. If Dr. Miller wants the job, he must figure out which of four patients he will meet is Dr. Starr. Each story tells of twisted minds that see and do things that scream insanity...or do they?

No discussion of this film can leave out its writer, Robert Bloch. He wrote Psycho, which is loosely based on the life and crimes of Ed Gein. So, what do they do? They give him a whole insane asylum to play with. And he seems to relish the opportunity.

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In the first story,"Frozen Fear", we can see that Bloch has learned his lessons from his friend and mentor, H.P. Lovecraft. In the story, "Herbert West, Re-animator", Lovecraft writes about West's experiments that bring limbs back to life. Arms and legs are seen moving about under their own power. In this segment, Walter (Richard Todd), the unfaithful husband and his mistress, Bonnie (Barbara Parkins of "Valley of the Dolls" fame) are menaced by the arms and legs of his dismembered and beautifully wrapped in butcher paper (how apropos) wife, Ruth (Sylvia Syms, who would go on to play the Queen Mother in "The Queen"). Here, Bloch was allowed to show a taste of the gruesome ideas that went into Lovecraft's "Re-animator" that were not included when the story was finally filmed in 1985.

The next weird tale is "The Weird Tailor". Bruno, a tailor, played by stage and screen actor Barry Morse, and his wife are facing eviction when an odd gentlemen, played by Peter Cushing, enters the store and asks the tailor to make a suit for his son. He brings the material, the measurements and a series of instructions as to when exactly work on the suit. He offers the tailor more money than he has seen in weeks. He takes the job. When completed, Bruno finds that the man is looking to resurrect his son, who had passed away "too early". Of course, the tailor is appalled.  A fight over the suit begins and Cushing is killed. Bruno runs back to the shop with the suit and places it on his tailor's mannequin, which magically comes to life, menacing the tailor and his wife. Re-animation once again rears its horrific head.

"Lucy Comes to Stay" is the story of a friend and the how much help she can be. Barbara, an unbalanced wife seems to find a sense of balance when her friend Lucy is around. The acting here is wonderful, as Charlotte Rampling plays Barbara and Britt Ekland plays Lucy. Both are top flight actresses. Lucy knows what will help Barbara. She needs to escape! So, by stabbing Barbara's husband and axing Barbara's nurse, the two are free to run off and live the life they choose. The police find only Barbara's fingerprints on the scissors and the ax. There is no sign of Lucy. Bloch refers back to the concept of split personalities that served him well in Psycho.


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The penultimate story is "Mannikins of Horror." Herbert Lom portrays a doctor who believes that by sheer concentration, he can bring little robot-like creatures of himself to life. Of course, no one believes him. This lack of belief is key in many of Lovecraft's stories, as characters did not believe the evidence of their own eyes until it is too late. This concept was also used by Bloch. In "Yours Truly, Jack the Ripper," no one believed a researcher that Jack is still alive. By killing people in a varied mystical patterns, he maintains his life. In the end, someone did believe. Once again, only too late do people believe.

Herbert Lom seems more adept at playing someone who is insane. He would be driven into a padded cell by Inspector Clouseau in "The Pink Panther" series. Even in a comedy like "The Ladykillers", his character boarders on the homicidal.

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Does Dr. Miller figure out who Dr. Starr is? Does he even survive to take on the job? The film ends as it began, to the strains of "Night on Bald Mountain".

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Although not the strongest of Amicus' Omnibus films, it does deliver its share of shudders. The use of disembodied limbs and small 'Mannikins' with real working internal organs are excellent effects for horror tales. They are the best stories of the four. Having Robert Bloch's stories to draw from is a definite plus, as he had a well-know talent for creating horrors few would imagine. Performances by Rampling, Ekland, and Cushing help to buoy the other stories.

In all, I think "Asylum" is somewhat of the "poor relation" of Amicus. That same year, the studio released "Tale from the Crypt", based on the EC comics of the 1950s. It received much more attention in the press and likely is where Amicus put most of its efforts. In spite of this, "Asylum" is still a better film than many that were released in the early 1970s.





"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have 
the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Robert Bloch





If you haven't seen this film, it is available on YouTube.  Enjoy!!

Dr. Terror's House of Horror (1965)

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Five men board the 7:55 Express for Bradley. They get into the same train compartment, total strangers. When joined by a sixth passenger, they will know quite a bit about each other. That man, one Dr. Shreck, or Dr. Terror, will use his "House of Horrors", a deck of Tarot cards, to show each man his fate.

So begins one of the best Omnibus movies of the Amicus era, "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors" (1965). Peter Cushing, sporting an accent, uses his talents to tell the fate of each passenger. Directed by Freddie Francis, one of the better directors of horror films of the period, the film is broken into five separate stories of the supernatural. It will be the first in a line of Omnibus or Anthology Films to come from Amicus.

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Each story starts with three taps on the deck of Tarot cards. Dr. Terror deals out four cards and a tale of the supernatural begins. The first story, titled "Werewolf" deals with an architect who is returning to the home his family once owned to make some alterations to the property. It features Neil McCallum, who is a veteran of mostly television shows. The woman who asks him for his services belongs to a family that also owned the property, but had it stolen by the architect's family hundreds of years ago. Her ancestor was reportedly a werewolf. As legend had it, he would, one day, rise from the grave and reclaim his heritage.

The second story is titled "Creeping Vine", with Alan Freedman, who has few screen credits to his name. Here, a family man, his wife and his daughter return home from holiday to find an unusual plant growing in the garden. It soon becomes apparent that the plant has murderous intent, as it does in the family dog and a family friend. It soon takes over the house, with the family still inside.

The third story, titled "Voodoo", features Roy Castle, who played Ian in the screen version of "Dr. Who and the Daleks". The tale is about a musician who is looking for a new sound. A trip to the islands produces a local melody played during a native ceremony. He adapts the tune for his band to play at the club. Too late does he realize the music invites more than just customers.

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Product Placement?

The fourth story is crown jewel of the movie. "Disembodied Hand" deals with an art critic, portrayed menacingly by Christopher Lee, who makes life miserable for one artist, who is played by the always excellent Michael Gough. In retaliation, the artist shows the critic for the vile person he is by having him rave over a painting that was done by a monkey. The critic causes the artist to lose his hand. That hand follows him everywhere looking for revenge.

The last story, titled "Vampire", spotlights Donald Sutherland, who is still several years from his break out in "MASH" and "The Dirty Dozen". The story is about a newly married couple moving to a New England town, where the man will set up practice as a doctor. There is an established doctor there who takes the new man under his wing. A strange malady is going through the town. It causes people to be weak and tired and manifests itself as two small puncture wounds on the victims neck. The young man is convinced by the old doctor that there is a vampire in the area and that it is his wife. In the end, the wife is a vampire and is killed by her husband. But he is arrested. The old doctor denies any knowledge of vampires, but is very happy.

Although each story ends with the showing of the Death card from Dr. Terror's deck, we never really see anyone die. A few are implied, like in "Werewolf" and "Creeping Vine". But the other three end with the person seemingly alive. The matter of their deaths seems unresolved.


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The sad part about Omnibus films is that they tend to be uneven. Not all the stories will hit the nail on the head. One, sometimes two, will stand out . Others will be forgotten. Here, the strongest story of the five is "Disembodied Hand." It had a great advantage over the other four. To have Christopher Lee and Michael Gough sharing the screen is a delight. Two actors who know how to scare, joining forces to put the audience on edge, is fun to watch.

"Creeping Vine" is unusual, as it takes place mainly in the bright daylight. The effect is no less, as one can see quite clearly there is no place to hide. It attempts to convey a claustrophobia usually found in zombie films.

While "Werewolf"and "Voodoo" are more atmospheric, using shadow and off stage noises to convey menace to the character, they don't seen to deliver the chills as well as the others. And "Vampire", well, honestly, I find distracting, as I am more interested in watching an early Donald Sutherland performance, rather than paying full attention to the story. But that's just me.

Still, the film is entertaining enough and gives the viewer a sense of what horror was like in the 1960s, before George Romero and Tobe Hooper would change the landscape forever. It is a good start for Amicus' Omnibus series.


Primer on the Tarot



Tarot cards are actually two deck of cards. The Major Arcana consists of 22 cards. These are non-suited and begin at 0 (zero), which is the Fool, and include others like The Sun, The Moon, The Hermit, The World and, of course, Death. The cards that Dr. Terror turns up in his divination are from the Major Arcana. Interestingly enough, Death is not the worst card that someone can get. The Falling Tower, which does appear in the film, is the card that bears no good tidings. It usually symbolizes despair and ruin. In the world of the Tarot, it is the "Worst Case Scenario."

What does not appear in the film is any card from the four-suited section of the Tarot, known as the Minor Arcana. These go from the Ace to the Ten, then to Knave, Knight, King and Queen. Their suits are Wands, Swords, Cups and Pentacles. These would become the playing deck that anyone who has played Go Fish would be familiar with.

Dr. Terror is using a quick reading of five cards. A normal reading uses ten cards. For the purposes of the setting, namely, a railway carriage, a five card reading is more practical.

The deck shown is a French deck and not the normal Waite deck that most people are familiar with. And, yes, those are my cards. They were big in the mid 1970s. I managed to acquire two decks.


If you haven't seen this film, it is available on YouTube!  Enjoy!!


A Quick Visit to Canada

As I have said before, I'm a big fan of the short film.

It many not seem that seven to ten minutes is enough time to tell a story, but that is far from the truth. One of the best producers of short films is Canada. The National Film Board does everything it can to promote and nurture the filmmaker, especially those who make short films. Here are some fine examples of this art form. Enjoy..


The Big Snit (1986)

https://vimeo.com/81368144



The Cat Came Back (1988)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bETCusT5kNM



The Sweater (1980)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyDsF-Gp3o



Neighbors (1952)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-o9dYwro_Q

Hedgehog in the Fog (1975)

One of the greats of Russian animation is "Hedgehog in the Fog" from 1975. So good, it was commemorated on a Russian stamp.



Feel free to judge for yourself 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0jvJC2rvM


Enjoy.